Collection: Squishies

A squishy is the toy a child squeezes a hundred times a day without being told to, and the one that ends up in a pocket on the way to school. We stock the slow-rise buns that take five seconds to come back, the crunchy ASMR ones filled with beads that sound like walking on gravel, the glitter-filled maltose spheres, and the jumbo 12-inch bread loaf that is really a pillow with a job.

Most sit between $6 and $16, which makes them the easiest yes in the shop — a birthday party favour, a reward chart prize, something to hand a kid in a waiting room. Slow-rise is the calmest and best for winding down. Crunchy is the loudest and best for a child who needs input, not quiet. Glitter and clear TPR sit in between, and they are the ones that get filmed.

Everything here is squeezed by hand before it goes on the shelf. If it splits on the third squeeze it does not make the wall in Prairieville, and it does not make this page.